Funny S**T!!!!!

Author: Kanes

There was this guy from the "blocc" who always bragged about all the women he got! He constantly boasted about his conquests, claiming he could get any "chicc" to sleep with him. His tales were so outrageous that they started sounding like lies.



The Master Plan



One night, a friend of mine and I came up with an idea to see if he was telling the truth. We decided to videotape him with this girl from around the way. She was one of those "do anything" types of "chiccz". She got some of her friends in on it, and we set the whole thing up.



Setting the Stage



The night came, and we were all ready to get it all on tape. The problem was that by the time the night came, the whole hood had heard about the setup and wanted to be there. What started as a plan known to four people quickly escalated to twenty people being in the know. We all had to hide in this little ass closet and keep quiet because the guy came early, and we didn't have time to move everyone out.



The Grand Performance



The "chiccz" put him on the bed and covered his eyes with a bandana. Then, the show was on! They did all kinds of kinky stuff to him because they knew the camera was rolling. They tied him up with a phone cord, pulled out the ranch dressing, and stuck pencils up his ass, then Twizzlers, and anything else they could find! We were all in the closet trying to be quiet, but before they could really get him turned out, one of the dudes in the closet fell out and exposed all of us!



Chaos Unleashed



Still tied up with a phone cord, dude got up and tried to run out of the house, pencil still in his ass and all! He stumbled out of the crib and into the street where he ran to his car. At this time, we were all busting up laughing, but we didn't know that he went to get his gun! He came back in the house with sneakers on and some swim trunks, and started pointing his gun at us! Everyone in the crib ran like crazy! He even let off a couple of shots into the roof!



The Aftermath



By this time, I was down the street and hiding in an alley. The police came later that night, but everyone who had been there was long gone. The two "chiccz" who set up the thing with us never told on us and got in big trouble for the bullet holes in the roof. As for the tape, guess who still has it? I won't mention any names...



Kanes



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