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I'm a dirty old bald guy, who likes to gamble, and smoke cigars. i'm also kinda kinky and enjoy being naked whenever i can unless people are gonna laugh at me. I'm funny and the worst part is I don't care if you think I'm funny, the only thing that matters is I think I'm funny. I have a lot of interests outside the bedroom. I cook for money and you will get fat and healthy if you hang around me long. Then I will eat you. I actually have an oral fetish. Me performing oral on a woman. I love the taste of a woman. Just thought I would throw that out there.

To find a hot babe and ignore the single males. Spend a week at a lesbian training camp sharpening up on my cunnilingus skills.

hot women, thick women, athletic women, a suga princess, someone to tie up and spank on the weekends, a hairy midget woman. A Lesbian to call my very own.

Don't be afraid to say hi....sometimes I just like chat friends. I don't bite hard unless you want me too. Bonus points if your a midget, amish, pentecostal or a lesbian or any combination of these. i am hung like a hamster.

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