NEWS FLASH!!! CONSTRUCTION SITE (Please make sure to have your hard hat, close toe boots and Hi Vis Shirt but prefer ladies in a Hi Vis vest without shirt underneath lol)!!!. Update on Apr we have officially moved into our new home in Kershaw SC, which we'll love to host at. Welcome to Joker and Harley's novel! We have had to make this profile long and in detail to the so called profiles lately on this site, even so called [Removed]. Husband is now a truck driver so really not up to travel out to our radius of miles, hour to meet people after driving all week long. Which is mostly home only on the weekends so we value his time off, so don't waste our time. Also for we have a zoo of animals that includes dogs that we can't be leaving in cages for all day or all night. Sorry to let some of y'all down! In the last months since we have moved back, we have already blocked over couples being % of our area because not interested in smokers, are not friendly, bi males, males being under ' but worst of all the profiles of couples on a few days of the week or all week and can't reply not interested, also couples already for not liking our rules and being pushy. PLEASE HONESTLY BEFORE YOU READ MORE OF THIS PROFILE. IT'S NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED OR THIN SKIN KIND OF PEOPLE. WE ONLY WANT TO BE HONEST ON WHO WE ARE! HOPE YOU ENJOY WHAT YOU READ AND WE MIGHT HEAR BACK FROM YOU. WE KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT EVERYONE'S SHOT OF WHISKEY OR FLAVOR OF PIE!!!! SORRY THEN. Everyone speaks about honesty but no , I mean no , likes when you're blunt and honest! ASSHOLE ALERT!! ASSHOLE ALERT!!!! There was your and only public service announcement before proceeding! First things first if you can't handle the male being sarcastic asshole, we're not for you Please don't waste our time as we don't want to waste your's. We have decided after few messages if nothing has been planned please be up front about not being interest. So we can move on to maybe the next possible couple. This is how up front we are about who we are. We are not here for your wham bam thank you ma'am or your next notch on your bed post. Looking for real couples that follow through with their words. Meaning, if we say we'll be there, we are going to be there. Unless maybe something rare comes up, such as family or work but, please know we'll call or text way before the time of our plans. We like to have a couple or female which use common sense and common courtesy. Today there is not much of that around here just bullshit talking and endless messages leading to nothing. We want friends in and out of the bedroom. People that we can have come over and hang out watching a movie(a plus if you like horror), play board games clean or dirty ones, cards and have cook outs. We are looking for couples in the area not looking for friends who are more than a hour or so away nothing more than miles. Sorry. If you message us we will reply back even to say thank you for messaging us and sorry but not interested. We would like the same in return for it is polite thing to do and as it show you if the couple or person does read the message. Plus the fact we see you online a straight week and haven't been polite enough to reply even back with the simple example "THANKS FOR THE MESSAGING BUT WE ARE NOT INTERESTED" takes only seconds or just copy and paste this message if y'all to lazy. Description: We're down to earth. We enjoy to laugh and have a good time. We don't sugar coat anything because we're not Willy Wonka and don't lead anyone on. The female is very outgoing never met a stranger, so she is the social butterfly of the couple. She is brunette with beautiful green eyes. Amazing woman that has a sexy body with curves in all the right spots but most of all, a beautiful personality. She has a few tattoos and piercings. She has no filter, so don't act as if you weren't warned. She will tell you what she thinks. She loves to read and listen to music. She has preferences: that males are clean shaven, but she sometimes will change her mind based on her mood. She has sensitive skin, she lets her husband get away with it as long as he use conditioner and after years military and clean shaving. Also that male has to be ' or over. The male is quiet at first until he gets to know everyone then can't shut up. Can be a sarcastic asshole with a dry sense of humor. He is a red head with brown eyes. He is covered in tattoos from neck to ankles and a few piercings. Unlike other profiles said well endowed, he's not! No John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Long Dong Silver here! He'll say he was robbed as a baby on that department, that a horsefly has a bigger dick or Vienna sausage is bigger than him. He even put in metal to make it look bigger. He is very protective of his wife, she is very friendly and never knows when to say no, so beware he will. His mood can change from an antisocial asshole New Yorker from the city not the state or and pleasant Vermonter. It depends on y'all! He loves playing video games and watching movies. Huge WWE fan and addicted to Spartan races. He is a retired Army veteran with a dad bod that includes bad back and knees and anything else that can hurt but doesn't let it hold him back. Now a trucker driver working through the week on the east coast. Fantasies and / or real experiences: We have had both, the good and bad experiences. Always looking and hoping for the honest ones. We don't like to be use as a damn tampon. A great club to go to in the Columbia area is Club Dalliance. The owners are amazing, great DJ and awesome photographer. It's a great place for people either new to the lifestyle or a couple who has been in the lifestyle for years. The male part of the couple would reach out inform you of the club with you're a new member or new to the area. We are a full swap couple with girl on girl action, only in SAME ROOM sorry that is the turn on of the lifestyle for us. So don't get the female to the side to ask if she'll play alone with the male. That's a instant block and stop of communication between us. Additional comments and things to do, see, hear or learn about: Wow! If you really are still reading our profile. No need for another public service announcement before proceeding! First things first, again, please don't waste our time as we don't want to waste your's. If you like what you have read and find us still interesting. If we have our photos open we're interested . We wish everyone a best of luck on your search here. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - YOU DO NOT HAVE OUR PERMISSION to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

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