Couple in vancouver, british columbia

A dour, boring, ugly, fun-averse couple, we have been together two weeks and can barely stand being in the same room with each other. Were high-strung, judgmental, are drama magnets, neither work nor play particularly hard and are, in fact, Barbie and Ken. Any contact is interpreted as a binding contract for sex but we insist that you have supermodel bodies to even return your email. We don't need pictures of your male half as long as your Mrs has >20 pics with extreme close-ups. If you do have pictures of the male, we prefer that they are nothing but dick pics (which, like the woman's, should be hirsute and at least a decade out of date). We always put out on the first date. Actually... Ms. L is a slim, fun, flirty redhead who loves a party and has an ass that has literally stopped traffic. She loves to kiss so don't be surprised if she does. If she's having fun, you'll know (as will the neighbors). Mr. L is a contemplative intellectual with broad shoulders, a slim waist, a shaved head and a predilection for smart women. He's from New England so don't misinterpret his manners as reticence. In fact, he's got a bit of a dominant streak that hell unleash if you ask very politely*. Together we love to meet new people, travel the world, and discover new things about ourselves and others (and get into some trouble along the way). Its the spirit of exploration and adventure that has led us to the Lifestyle. Sex is too much fun to keep it to ourselves. Were educated (we both have multiple Masters degrees and Mr. Libid is ABD on a Doctorate), but we don't really fit the geek stereotype we both spend rather more than we should on clothes and work hard at staying fit and having fun doing it: soccer, rowing, cycling, the gym, etc. Though we are both essentially straight, Mrs. Libid is heteroflexible...women are soft, smell good and can be fun to make out with. But, if you swing primarily for the F/F connection `this is not the [couple] you are looking for.` And Mr. Libid isn't phobic about coming into contact with men... it's just not his thing. We love the added sense of shared adventure and sensuality that the swinging has brought into our lives...were so glad we've had a chance to meet the people that swinging has introduced us to. We'd very likely be glad to meet you, too. :-).

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